Piranha 3DD (2012)

Directed by John Gulager

Starring Danielle Panabaker, David Koechner, Christopher Lloyd and David Hasselhoff


The Piranhas are back but this time they have made their way to a Swimming pool on the day of its grand opening. The co-owner of the pool realises that the piranhas are back and tries to stop her step-father from opening. Queue lots of blood and lots of naked women.

The film tries to give you different deaths throughout but nothing is new to the viewer apart from one sex scene. Let’s just say piranha inside + sex = no penis. The scene is pretty disgusting but not really believable. This scene and the end were spoilt for me by The Hoff himself at a TV recording the previous week, cheers.

The film is a B-movie and it is not supposed to be anything amazing but this was just awful. The first film was great fun, a real B-movie, laughs, gory deaths, boobies and a naked Kelly Brook. Unfortunately Piranha 3DD just couldn’t live up to the first film. The best things about this film were probably the posters.

Watch this film?

If someone is stupid enough to buy this when it comes out then borrow it off them and watch it if you have nothing better to do.

Film Fact

If you happen to watch this film there are some post credits scenes. First you get David Hasselhoff in a spin-off show in the style of Baywatch. Secondly you get some outtakes (that aren’t that funny)